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Wednesday, May 7th, 2003
10:07 pm - Tiiiits
Life with Glorftart, Celeborn, a thousand and one pets and their brats is..uh.. interesting.

Zak is my favorite in the family. Oh yes. If only she were my own little satanic offspring. She makes me insanely proud. Last night she stayed up with me as I lay stoned and frightened that Celeborn's lawn gnomes were going to eat my face off. She's surprisingly good at helping people through bad trips. Wonder where THAT came from. Ahem. Moving on.

I visited Pops. I don't think he remembers me. Fucker. I told him he admitted to actually loving me once. He denied it. Bastard. I visited Irmo who was very busy playing games. Mannie, Irmo lied..that was so not a banana in his pants. Ahahahaha, I can't wait to get the film developed and show it to your wiiiiiiife :P

Pictures. I'm bored and have tarts. Ghosttart, Elftart, and so not my tart.Collapse )
7 claimed souls - talk to me.
Friday, April 25th, 2003
12:26 pm - I am bored fuckers
and I guess I had a thought or something and decided Middle-Earth doesn't have a good magazine for sexy bitches. I was thinking if Other Me combined efforts we could bring one beautiful magazine spectacular of sexiness to Middle-Earth. He can give you the male goods, I'll give ya'll the womanly goods.

It sounds pretty lame, but I like nudie pics, fuckers. Most of you are perverts and you like nudie pics also.

I was thinking my first spread would be: He-She Housewives. Featuring my lovely, edible ghost tart and Celeborn, since I must say those are a lovely pair of tits.

Then I was thinking about a water-thing issue, an incestuous elves from Rivendell issue, a spread on a bunch of dead people because Celebrian was pretty hot and I wouldn't mind getting caught in random acts of necrophilia with her.

What do you think?

current mood: bored
8 claimed souls - talk to me.
Saturday, April 19th, 2003
11:34 pm - Yo
I've been thinking... and naturally, that took awhile, and I think sexy other me that we should join forces and become an ultra evil ball of sex. What will we do? Fuck if I know. But we have time, my friend. We'll figure something out.

In the meantime there are people to do and elves to harass. What do you say?

current mood: whatever
10 claimed souls - talk to me.
Friday, April 4th, 2003
3:45 pm - Yo, bitches
Went back to Void. Issue with fucking head trauma and MPD, couldn't fuck up my reputation.

Namo visited me, was stuck for a veeeeeery long time. He wouldn't touch me. Fucker. Let him sit through Bauhaus and Jack Off Jill records. Started to put on Hole when he lost it and smashed my CD player. Thanks alot, fucker, all I had left were those tapes you and your wife made back when singing was the shit.

I got so desperate for a fucking shag I tried phoning Irmo. Pops changed the number again. >_<

Anyway, blah blah blah. I won't disappear for months this time..yadda yadda I know you don't care, blah blah blah keep fucking like bunnies..and other amusing or positive shit. Whatever... there's a bag of Doritos with my name on it.

current mood: pssssh...
16 claimed souls - talk to me.
Friday, November 1st, 2002
12:09 am - Head hurts
Ow, fuck, my head.I just woke up and there's a huge bump on my forehead and Britney Spears tickets in my pocket.Something is very wrong here.

But WOW, it's so great to be awake! Maybe I'll spend this beautiful evening torturing puppies! YAY! :D Isn't evil FUN? I sure like evil. Zippieyaywhee!

Arrrrgh FUCK, where's my extra strength Tylenol?What time is it?Am I hungover?Fuck.


15 claimed souls - talk to me.
Wednesday, May 22nd, 2002
1:03 pm - Yuck,I smell fish.
What the fuck did I miss?
22 claimed souls - talk to me.
Friday, May 10th, 2002
3:10 pm - White out! Issy!The white out!
Well,Nelys and I did the incredibly evil thing of getting married.Yes,we're married.Finally.

No,I'm not crying.My eyes are sensitive to sunlight.

They ARE.

Now,sweetness and I are going to get drunk and go on our honeymoon.

Leave us alone for like a month.
11 claimed souls - talk to me.
12:10 pm - I'm not nervous,really,I'm not
Fuck.I'm getting married today.
104 claimed souls - talk to me.
Wednesday, May 8th, 2002
3:45 pm - Nelys
Is Friday good,Denny was talking about marrying us then.In a top secret loacation as to keep certain people from attending!

And here.If you don't like it, let me know, that's just the engagement ring anyway.
24 claimed souls - talk to me.
2:37 pm - Oh shit
:wakes up face first in a bowl of oatmeal,gets up wipes the cereal off his face and turns on the Preview Channel,notices today's date:

Oh fuck,I'm in trouble!
5 claimed souls - talk to me.
Sunday, May 5th, 2002
12:39 pm - Inspired by an old post by a certain tart
From Glorftart's first entry,if you say something you should deliver.We don't want you to go down as a liar now.

The incriminationg/erotic photographs or whatever you'd like to label themCollapse )
84 claimed souls - talk to me.
Saturday, May 4th, 2002
3:17 pm
[OOC:Melkie will be gone for a few days,yeah last minute plans did come through and I'm leaving for awhile.Nelys,do what you want with Melk.And don't let my sister sign under this name and do what she suggested,alright?;)I saw what you guys were discussing.]
16 claimed souls - talk to me.
Friday, May 3rd, 2002
9:50 am - You people really amuse me
Where was Melkie?Melkie was watching the new edition of Star Wars featuring many Middle-Earth regulars trying not to choke on his damn corn flakes.

Nelys, get me a fucking autograph from Darth Vader!
17 claimed souls - talk to me.
Thursday, May 2nd, 2002
12:54 pm - Weird day
Sweetness and I made up and we're going on vacation.Who wants to watch the kid?

Somewhere along the line I was stalked and bit by a hot vampire guy.

Was then victim to Celeborn's attitude problem,elves fucking PMS too much.

And made Issy cry.

Issy, Nelys, my tarts(except Glorftart), I love you ALL.

Jade,thanks for the pepto.

Denny,thanks for making me feel better last night.You're my best worshipper ever!

Celeborn,go to hell and take your attitude with you.

Vampire guy,you can-bite me some more-if you want.
32 claimed souls - talk to me.
11:17 am - Bored
That's it!I demand to kill someone,who wants to fucking die, this way at least if I have your permission I won't get in trouble or fucking BEAT by angry fiances!
64 claimed souls - talk to me.
Wednesday, May 1st, 2002
7:36 pm - Spousal Abuse!
I locked myself in the basement again.This time I boarded it up so no one can get in.

Sweetness beat me.


I think I'm scared of her now.
50 claimed souls - talk to me.
11:19 am - I choked on my cocoa puffs
Nelys,sweetness,what the hell happened to your face?Not that this is a problem but-you were a woman last time I checked.
126 claimed souls - talk to me.
Tuesday, April 30th, 2002
11:43 am - Dude looks like a lady!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
This is really all too fucking amsuing.

But I'm in a bad mood,so,I'll lay off laughing in everyone's face who was effected by whatever happened.


my kid was born?


Nelys, you,your friendand I need to talk.Now.
95 claimed souls - talk to me.
Friday, April 26th, 2002
2:59 pm - "oooh look how cute":Gag:
Denny,dude,do you deal with those fucking release forms?
I need to get Jade out of Mandos.

Gah,I hope this fucking things gets sped up.That way I can bring Jade to go see Nelys, and they can go 'awwwwww' and 'oooooh' over the identical parasite spawn of these two.
34 claimed souls - talk to me.
1:53 pm - Muhahaha look at Este go
Congratulations,to the new parents of twin parasites.

Este chill out,you're going to scare everyone away.
17 claimed souls - talk to me.
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