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The Extremely Fuckable

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I own your soul.

Well, I was just kidding.

Was married to Nelys, disappeared for ungodly ammount of time and come back to her chasing after some undead sheepfucker.

My protector Jade got married to two dudes after I did my disappearing trick for a very long time.

Now I've teamed up with the other me and we plan on bringing evil sexiness to your land. Or rather, just shag alot.

You love me, you fear me and damn, don't you wish you had my ass?
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